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gingerhaze: thehawkeyeinitiative: I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork. My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done; they perfectly took they perfectly took the concept of The… This is MAGNIFICENT and HILARIOUS.
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harmalade: want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like underboob sweat scleral tattoo subterranean nostril zit sloshing bag of shitwater off-brand cola aftertaste Dan Savage lichen on the antlers of satan wait, does that mean douche nozzle and asshat are out?
porrim-mama: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
I HAVE A POP TART
Today is one of those days when, forgetting why you walked into the print room of the office, you suddenly yell “I HAVE A POP TART” and scurry back to your office to grab said pop tart and then run to the kitchen while everyone stares at you in fascinated horror. ’Cause that’s how I roll - crazy and freshly pastried.
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
This one's for the fangirls and boys:
durnesque-esque: lalalauren1214: durnesque-esque: (Inspired by this post) YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE! NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY! . . . . . . . . . . Clever and sexy post I wish more guys were like this post Don’t we all wish guys were more like this post? ;D
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7 Ways You Could Tell That AP Tweet Was Fake
mentalflossr: Grab your red pens and AP Style Guides and let’s do this. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only former copy editor who thought this.