Ugh, TOM PLEASE STOP BEING SO AWESOME. Please, you’re only making other people uncomfortable when you insist on being so charming and intelligent.
If no…. Can we have a beer sometime? I’d love to hear your thoughts on masculinity and society and modern feminism and possibly, would you tell me if you’re an Iliad or and Odyssey person? (I think he thinks he’s an Odyssey person, but he’s really an Iliad person… or, you know, IRL HEAD CANON.)